Fundraiserlopnik

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78) 03/01/2018 at 12:36 • Filed to: None

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School fundraisers are usually boring. Take some orders for wrapping paper, collect a check, deliver the goods a month later.

But these coupon books? Instant gratification for both parties. $640 in cash. Not shown: $360 in checks. All for a playground renovation.

My son is the Walter White of first grade. They’re going to name the Heisenberg Slide after him.

Note: Every single one of the 50 coupon books was sold face-to-face, mostly door to door. Proud of him!

ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often 03/01/2018 at 12:51

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Urambo Tauro > Ash78, voting early and often 03/01/2018 at 12:52

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You’ve got two backwards 20s, an upside-down 20, and an upside-down 1 in there. Get that straightened out before James May loses his mind!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ash78, voting early and often 03/01/2018 at 13:18

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You allowed your child to go door to door selling things! What kind of monster are you. I’ll bet you let them play outside, unsupervised. Even climb trees or drink from a hose. Disgusting. You make me sick.

Ash78, voting early and often > Future next gen S2000 owner 03/01/2018 at 13:41

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LOL...I was with him the whole time. You never know what kind of weirdos live around you. For example, I have a neighbor who keeps an Alpina B7 locked up in his basement. Tragic.

The rest if your list? Yep.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Ash78, voting early and often 03/01/2018 at 13:46

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I’ve done the sex offender search in my neighborhood. Pro-tip. They are everywhere. I don’t know if knowing is better than not knowing. One of the guys is super nice - although I’m not sure about the exact nature of his conviction.